CineRik

Tim Burton’s star continues to plummet with a film that is too weird for those who don’t like his style, and too boring for those who do.  Not even a grinning cat can save it…  I brandish my vorpal sword and slay the bloated beast here.

Jason Segel flounders in a role that should have gone to Vince Vaughn.  Unlikable people, impossible relationships and far too few laughs.  Elephants not allowed here.

Without the 3D gimmick, this slasher is unbearably bad.  Plus, something has gone horribly wrong in the transfer leaving the characters looking as though they have been green-screened into every scene.  Plus the worst CGI I’ve seen since Leverage.  I don’t have to dig much to find faults here.

Plagued by bad acting and a camp Crowley, this documentary adds nothing to the tale of the ‘wickedest man in the world’.  Summon forth my opinions here.

Just a cabbage-launcher away from being a complete rip-off of the A-Team, but with a strangely dark element.  Also features some of the worst CGI I’ve ever seen.  The plan completely fails to come together here.

An art-house sensibility with Dick Cheney’s politics.  This film chickens out from raising questions and ends up making a strong case for torture.  Good acting though…  I may never play piano again if anyone involved reads this.

A sequel with no connection to the original.  Poor acting, worse effects and the dullest car ‘chase’ I can remember.  I wonder what was going on in the minds of all involved here.

My prediction, right now – worst film of the year.  Surely nothing released will be worse.  Hates men, women, children and audiences.  A rom-com with neither romance or comedy. Find out why this film treats you like a baby treats a diaper here.

Terrible TV series based on real life rock band and children’s entertainers ZO2.  Mocumentary style, but not even playing the same game as Spinal Tap, which TV Guide compares it to!  I’ll tell you why the Z Brothers belong on Skid Row here.

Apart from the ridiculous title, the worst thing about this ‘film’ (really 3 episodes from the TV series) is the dull racing.  See why it is such a blow-out here.